Quagmire and Teacher in “Tales of a Third Grade Nothing”

Peter trying to get out of class, sees Quagmire through the door window, and smiles

Quagmire is shocked and horrified at seeing how many impregnated women carried his babies

Quagmire darts out of the room, down the hall, and accidently runs into another classroom

An average kid, that's just like him, thinks and asks if he's his papa

Quagmire shocked and horrified, "Oh, GOD!"

He accidently runs into another room, and sees a mixed Mexican child that looks just like him, and he shouts, "Oh, GOD!, again

He makes another way into to another classroom, and finds an appearently Downs' Syndrome child asking if he's his daddy, and Quagmire shouts, again, "Oh, GOD!"

Quagmire then runs into a hot chick, who he asks, "You don't have any kids, do you", she shakes her head, and he says, "Good... Hey, you wanna do it right here by the trash can?", and she gives the 'IDK', bashfully, and he smiles, with both of his thumbs up.