[the New Brian is sitting on the couch with a slice of pie; Stewie comes up and sits down next to him]
Hey, New Brian. Oh, I see you're having pie. You know, pie isn't pie without Cool Hwhip.
[Stewie doesn't get a reaction from the New Brian]
Everything's better with Cool Hwhip.
[Still no reaction.]
Did you hear what I said?
Yeah, what about it?
It doesn't bother you the way I pronounce it? "Cool Hwhip?"
No, why would it?
Cool Hwhip. I'm emphasizing the H.
Sounds right to me.
Nothing ever bothers you, does it?
No, not really. I like everything.
God, he's a bigger buzz kill than Buzz Killington.
[the camera widens to reveal Buzz Killington sitting on a recliner next to Stewie and the New Brian]
Stewie, do you know why W. S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his transatlantic crossings?
No...
Because he was quartered on the port-side! [chuckles] Now that I've got you, let's both revisit the birth of the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company...
[Stewie groans]
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