[At the bookstore, Brian is complaining about his love life]
Ah, things'll work out for you. Now, come on, let's forget our problems and get lost in the world of books. [picks up a book] Ooh! "Horton Hears Domestic Violence in the Next Apartment and Doesn't Call 911!"
[cut to Horton the Elephant sitting in a chair reading a book. From another room, we hear a couple arguing]
You think it's easy workin' all day?!
No-
You think I like it?!
I don't think it's easy, but, yes, I do think you like it!
No, I- yeah, I like bein' away from you, 'cause I can't stand lookin' at you!
You- [we hear a blow land. She screams and starts sobbing]
Hey, you think I wanna do that?! YOU THINK I WANNA HURT YOU?!?!
NOT IN FRONT OF THE BABY- [we hear another blow land, and another scream, followed by more sobbing]
I DON'T WANNA HURT YOU! YOU MAKE ME HURT YOU!
[continues reading] I'm sure there's two sides to this.
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