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Family Guy · Season 6

Stewie and Smith in “McStroke”

[Stewie, as Zac Sawyer, has won the respect of the popular kids]

Excellent. I'm a bigger hit with the kids than Will Smith and his nice, clean rap.

[cut to Will Smith recording a rap song]

SSmith

Whoooo! Ha-ha! I respect women when I'm on a date,

I take 'em to the park,

Or maybe a museum,

And I only try to kiss 'em if they're ready!

Whoo-hoo! What-what, what! A-what, I say, what-what?!

Help out your mom and dad by gettin' a job

So you can help pay for school supplies!

A-whoo-hoo! Say "Hoooo!"

Wipe your shoes on the mat when you come in the house.

Someone just clean that floor! Whoo-hoo! Say what-what! Ha-ha!

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