Oh and if Cookie Monster calls, tell him I'm not talking to him until he gets out of rehab.
[Cutaway to Cookie Monster from Sesame Street reading a book in Rehab, Until the Rehab doctor and assistants enter the room.]
Contraband check. [They find a plate of cookies.] What are these?
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
I-I don't know how they got here.
Well I think you do Know.
No, no... Uh... Derek was in here earlier... Um... he was making the beds. He probably put them... I was in the John.
[Due to his cookie addiction, he proceeds to go crazy and eat all the cookies on the plate. He is now being held down by assistants on the bed while screaming and kicking.]
YOU GUYS ARE NAZIS, MAN! YOU'RE FREAKING NAZIS!! AAAH!!!
[sedates him, putting him to sleep.] Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
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