Peter and Man in “Don't Make Me Over”

Peter

Oh, please tell me this is some kind of practical joke. Like-like the kind I used to play when I was an intern at the hospital.

Peter

I'm afraid I have some very bad news. Your wife's going to be a vegetable. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her the rest of her life.

Oh, my God...

Peter

[laughs] No, no, no, I'm just kidding! She's dead!