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Family Guy · Season 3

Lois and Peter in “Emission Impossible”

[Peter is driving Lois and Carol to the hospital as Carol is going into labour. Lois is comforting Carol in the backseat]

[to Carol] Don’t worry, Carol, we’re almost there. [noticing the car has stopped suddenly] Peter, why are we stopped?

[talking to the drive-thru ordering speaker] Uh, yeah, I’ll have three cheeseburgers..

Peter, for God sake, she’s having a baby!

Oh, yeah, that’s right. And a kid’s meal. And I guess I’ll have fries. [to Lois and Carol] If I have fries, is anybody else gonna have any? Because I don’t want to be the only one eating them, I feel like a fatty.

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