“Oh, my! Well, no wonder he's always slouching.” – Lois, Family Guy ... TV Quotes Database

[after seeing Chris' penis] Oh, my! Well, no wonder he's always slouching.

How the hell did this happen? I'm supposed to be the man of the house. You must be so ashamed of me.

Oh, Peter, I care as much about the size of your penis as you care about the size of my breasts.

OH, MY GOD! [runs away]

Lois and Peter in “And the Wiener is...”