[making a birthday wish] I'd sell my soul to be famous.
[cut to Hell; the Devil gets a message instantly]
DDevil
Oop, I got a live one. Peter Griffin.
AAssistant
Ooh, sorry, chief. Seems he already sold his soul in 1976 for Bee Gees tickets, and again in 1981 for half a Mallomar.
DDevil
Aw, heck, where's a lawyer when I need one? [behind him, several hundred men holding pitchforks raise their hands]
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