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Family Guy · Season 1

Peter, WASP Father and others in “The Son Also Draws”

[Peter and Chris are ostensibly trying to earn a merit badge for "insect study."]

Look, Chris. It's a whole family of wasps.

[The scene cuts to a wealthy family eating dinner]

WFWASP Father

My, Margaret, what a subpar ham.

WMWASP Mother

Perhaps I can't bake a ham, but what I can cook up is a little grace and civility at the table.

WFWASP Father

[after a slight, shocked pause] Patty, did you know that your mother is a whore?

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