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S1 E15

Fallout · Season 1, Episode 15

Snip Snip, Squirrel and others in “Unfinished Business”

SSSnip Snip

[Wheeling Lucy past the two dopehead supervisors on couch watching TV] Pardon the interruption. Our latest arrival has arrived.

SSquirrel

Oh, shit. What are they asking, Snip Snip?

SSSnip Snip

Sixty vials.

SSquirrel

[Looks into box] We can do 60.

SSSnip Snip

Fantastic.

SSquirrel

Oh, do her now so she’s ready for the next pickup.

SSSnip Snip

Excellent idea as always, sir.

SSquirrel

Thanks, Snip Snip.

SSSnip Snip

Do excuse me.

SSquirrel

Nice robot.

...

SSSnip Snip

[Wheeling Lucy] Where are you from again? [Lucy groans] Never been there myself. Hope to go there someday soon. Here we are. Let’s get on with it, shall we? We don’t want to keep your associate waiting.

Sir, you can’t do this. Please, I need my organs.

SSSnip Snip

Now, don’t be afraid. A little snip-snip and it will all be over. Hold still now. This won’t hurt a bit. Excuse me. [Lucy kicks Snip-Snip's saw and then uses defribrillation paddles to shock Snip-Snip with it emitting garbled, overlapping phrases] There’s no fudge here. I am ever-ready to serve... to serve... to serve. [Appears to Squirrel and Huey watching TV with Snip-Snip] Do what I say and Snip-Snip doesn't get hurt!

[Squirrel and Huey stare blankly at Lucy]

SSquirrel

...It's a fuckin' robot.

HHuey

Yeah, you might as well be holding an air conditioner hostage.

SSquirrel

Well, an air conditioner would be a big deal, but you know what I mean.

HHuey

Totally. The question was, does she know what you mean?

Yeah. I think I do. That’s why I put Abraxo Draining Fluid in his syringes. Snip Snip, tell them what Abraxo does to the human body.

SSSnip Snip

If you’ve got a c- c- clog that’s full of muck, trust Abraxo Draining Fluid t- t- to get it unstuck. It’s v- v- very poisonous.

SSquirrel

Okay, you can walk out of here.

Not just me. Them, too. [Squirrel presses button and row of cages open freeing Ghouls]

Hey, thank you.

I said all of them.

SSquirrel

Lady, those-those ones, you don’t understand... [Lucy fires dart in between Squirrel and Huey] Whoa. [Squirrel presses button and another row of cages open]

Don’t be scared. You’re free. Go. [Latter freed Ghouls attack Squirrel and Huey killing them]

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