I don't want to do camp, frothy nonsense. I want to do something classy!
Celebrity Big Brother have been on the phone.
You're not listening to me!
It's good money.
Not in a million years! What about films? What happened to films?
Okay, now this is interesting, we did have a call -- have you heard about this Byron film that everyone's raving about?
Yeah.
Right, well, they're making a sequel. Should be classy, should be good, it's about what it means to be a man, it's about honor, it's about integrity. They wanted you to go in and do an audition.
Right.
Obviously I said no, but I thought that was very positive --
What do you mean, you said no?
Well, they were asking for someone who's sort of thirty-six, handsome, dashing, and I presume they'd have to be taller than you, so I thought that --
Always do the audition!
But look at you, that's insane! I might as well send Barry! [Shaun/Barry laughs openly]
Call them back and say you've got the perfect person for the part.
Who?
Me!
No, it's really -- I don't want to waste their time.
Why am I trying to persuade my agent to get me an audition? It should be the other way round!
But if I send you, they'll think I don't know what I'm doing!
Ohhh, no one could ever think you don't know what you're doing, that you're a total waste of space and shouldn't even be in the industry.
Well, thanks, mate, but you'd be surprised. [Shaun nods]
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