Andy and Patrick Stewart in “Episode 6”

What's your story about, if you don't mind me asking?

Well, how best to explain this? You've seen me in X-Men?

Yeah.

The character I am, Professor Charles Xavier, if you remember, can control things with the power of his mind; make people do things and see things. So I thought, what if you could do that for real? I mean, not in a comic book world, but in the real world.

Alright.

So, in my film, I play a man who controls the world with his mind.

Right. That's interesting.

For instance, I'm walking along, and I see this beautiful girl, and I think I'd like to see her naked, and so all her clothes fall off.

All her clothes fall off?

Mmm. Yes. And she's scrabbling around to get them back on again, but even before she can get her knickers on, I've seen everything. I've seen it all.

Ok... So, comedy, is it?

No. It's about what would happen if these things were possible.

What's the story though?

Well, I do other stuff, like I'm riding my bike in the park, and this policewoman says, "Oi! You can't ride your bike on the grass." And I go, "Oh no?", and her uniform falls off, and she goes "Aaaah!", and she's trying to cover up, but I've seen everything anyway, and I get on my bike and ride off. On the grass.

So, it's mainly about seeing ladies' tits?

Mainly. And I do other stuff. Like I go to the World Cup Final and it's Germany vs. England. And I wish I were playing and suddenly I am! And I score the winning goal. They carry me into the dressing room, and there's Rooney and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and --

Her clothes fall off?

Instantly.

Sure.