Excel Saga quotes

Mitsuo! Menda! Naha Naha!

(thinking about Key) Quit putting on such a show! Giving yourself an artist's airs, you narcissistic bastard! Nar-bastard, nar-bastard! Disappear! Leave! Go away, away!

My name is Key. I am a key. And could you perhaps be... (to Excel) my keyhole?

(thinking about Key) Damn you. Just because you're visually appealing, you little bastard, doesn't make you cool. Stupid, stupid, stupid. I'll kill you, you poser! I'll definitely make you die!

Since when do my flashbacks have commercials?

Excel

He's coming... Oh crap, he's *here*!

Excel

I am shock!

Excel

I don't understand. Why did this end up happening? I don't understand. I don't understand. Something is flowing out of my body. What could it be? What could it be? I don't understand. I don't understand. I'm sure it happened many times. That's right, I have the feeling I've been killed many times, and I was dropped down a hole quite a few times too. Now that I think back, it feels rather uncaring of him. But even so, I tried so hard for him. For him... him...

One shot is all we get!

Chinpyourousupoun!

Nabe-hame-ha!

(as Nabeshin and Koshi Rikdo face off) Idiots...

Nabeshin

Don't worry girls, I've got it all under control! Explosions fix EVERYTHING!