Excel quotes from Excel Saga

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How dare you live in a place with a roof, you user of INK!?

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Please just pretend you were bitten by a stray dog and DIE. MY WHAT A TENACIOUS BASTARD!!!

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There is one Earth! If it splits, there will be two!

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Ma anghang!!!

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FREE AT LAST!!!!

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Who is this place? Where are you? Me am Excel!

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Come on scribbles on the bathroom wall! Please show me the path that I must follow!

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I'm sexy"

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By the way, Mr. Aesop, education starts with just how you get close to those naïve young hearts. Categorically yelling at them produces the opposite effect. What we need on the modern battlefield of education is... Yes! A glass of tomato juice!

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[to Hyatt] If you keep punching holes in the definition of death, you're gonna get dissected for real one of these days!

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In the name of the moon, I'm going to slap yo' butt!

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He's coming... Oh crap, he's *here*!

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I am shock!

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I don't understand. Why did this end up happening? I don't understand. I don't understand. Something is flowing out of my body. What could it be? What could it be? I don't understand. I don't understand. I'm sure it happened many times. That's right, I have the feeling I've been killed many times, and I was dropped down a hole quite a few times too. Now that I think back, it feels rather uncaring of him. But even so, I tried so hard for him. For him... him...

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(to Ropponmatsus 1 & 2) Look! If you don't answer, we'll turn you into the Sailor Scouts and make you star in the next episode, got it?!

Senior, that script is already written.

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