How dare you live in a place with a roof, you user of INK!?
All S1
S1 E1Koshi Rikdo Assassination Plot
Please just pretend you were bitten by a stray dog and DIE. MY WHAT A TENACIOUS BASTARD!!!
There is one Earth! If it splits, there will be two!
GEGood Excel
The bullet of justice, caps evil's ass!
S1 E2The Woman From Mars
Ma anghang!!!
Hey! Ano problema mo?!? Can't you be a little quieter while I wallow in misery?
"Ramdam kita....... Space Butler.... HYOOOOOOOOH!"
S1 E3The Sacrificial Lamb of the Venomous Great Escape of Hell
FREE AT LAST!!!!
AGArmy Captain Guy
You have the right to breathe. You have the right to blink freely. You have the right to pick your nose.
Who is this place? Where are you? Me am Excel!
IIwata
Awww...Come on, we just used your porn magazine for a potholder! Heck, the gravy stains might even enhance the experience!
AGArmy Captain Guy
"Ah! Very good Nabeshin! I see you're still a ninja commando from hell!"
S1 E4Love Puny
I'm.... a....... a....... CIVIL SERVANT!!!
Who puts a bomb in a dating game?!
S1 E5The Interesting Giant Tower
Come on scribbles on the bathroom wall! Please show me the path that I must follow!
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