If you're the angel of death, I'm ready.
No, no I'm not the angel of death.
Then you could use a mint.
Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm Ray. I'm helping out here today.
So, I hear you like baseball.
What are you doing?
I'm Ray Barone, I'm a sports writer for New York NewsDay.
Oh yeah? Can you fix a radio?
What do you mean?
What do you think it means when someone says they need their radio fixed?
No Ive come here to just talk to you, you know, cheer you up.
They finally send a man in here and it's you.
Alright listen Mrs. Gorman, I was just seeing if maybe I could get you to take your pills.
Fix my radio, I'll take a pill.
I don't know how to fix a radio.
Then youve used what's left of my life for nothin'.
Ok then, well, nice talking to you ma'am.
Do you sit in a press box?
What? At the game? Yeah.
Ive never sat in a press box before.
Well, um, if you wanna sit in a press box, you gotta get better. And if you wanna get better, you gotta take your pills.
Oh, you tricky tricky white boy.
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