Frank and Marie in “The Can Opener”

Frank

Ray, I am going to give you the secret to marital bliss.

Marie

After you give it to him, why don't you let me in on it?

Frank

You see, son, when your mother got pregnant with Robert, the hormones turned her into a nut case. She'd cry for no reason. Two seconds later, she'd want to cuddle! She was, like, demented!

Marie

That's not true!

Frank

You were always grabbin' at me!

Marie

I was pregnant with a 14-pound baby! I needed help getting up!

Frank

Nonetheless, did it bother me? No! Because you cannot get upset with a crazy person! I decided from that day on never to waste time trying to understand your mother. I just accept that she's insane!