PPriest
...There was a man on our church council a few years ago. A decent enough fellow but a little abrasive. Oblivious to anyone else's feelings. I used to fantasize about him converting to Judaism. I wanted to get him out of my hair. One day I said Frank...
Wait, the man's name was Frank?
PPriest
That's not important. What's important is...
Frank Barone?
PPriest
You know Frank Barone?!
He's my father!
PPriest
Your parents are Frank and Marie Barone?!
Yes!!!
PPriest
You're absolved.
What?
PPriest
Our Lord forgives your thoughts.
Really?
PPriest
Well, I could look it up but I'm almost positive.
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