Narrator, Cop and others in “Unfinished Business”

Narrator

In the '80s, makin' a bomb threat was nowhere near as easy as it is now.

Sir, unless the bomb is committing a crime, there's nothing we can do.

Unless the bomb is up a tree and can't get down, there's nothing we can do.

Narrator

I thought I'd finally got the right people on the phone, but I still couldn't figure out why the school wasn't bein' evacuated.