Greg and Manny in “Unfinished Business”

Greg

I can't decide on a hairstyle. I'm stuck between Verdine White and Dr. J.

I cannot cut your hair, Greg.

Greg

Why not?

First of all, your hair's not long enough to be Verdine White, and it's not curly enough to be Dr. J. I've never used these scissors on straight hair. I don't know what will happen. I'll start cuttin' your hair, man, sparks start flyin' everywhere, your whole head catch on fire. And I will NOT be sued by white people!