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Everybody Hates Chris · Season 1, Episode 15

Narrator and Redd Foxx in “Unfinished Business”

What I didn't know was that my parents loved comedians too.

RFRedd Foxx

[on record player] You knew it in your heart, you haven't washed your hair. So one night, the time was right. He asked her. He said, "Honey, would you marry me?" She said "Wooden eye?"

I can't say what he just said, but it was the first dirty joke I had ever heard.

RFRedd Foxx

[on record player] "Geez, baby, what time do you have to be home?"

And it wasn't the last.

RFRedd Foxx

[on record player] She said, "Christmas..."

A lot of kids would get in trouble sneakin' outta bed tryin' to listen to dirty jokes. I ended up gettin' a career.

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