W1Woman #1
My boy is a football player. He just got a scholarship to Rutgers!
W2Woman #2
My daughter is a doctor. She just finished her first open-heart surgery.
And my son is a magician, and he just made Bed-Stuy disappear! [outside, a barren desert is shown]
PPam
You better tell him to bring it back, 'cause I'm closin' at 9.
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