Narrator, Male Substitute Teacher #1 and others in “Unfinished Business”

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With Ms. Morello gone, we had every kind of substitute imaginable. We had out-of-work actors.

To be or not to be? That is the question.

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We had out-of-work dancers.

Can one of you kids get that bucket of water and throw it on me?

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And sometimes we had out-of-work teachers.

Enjoy this while you still can, 'cause believe me, it's all downhill from here.

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We'd had just about every type of sub we could think of, except one: a black sub.