When it comes to Father's Day, nobody gave a damn.
RMRestaurant Manager
It's Father's Day, people! Come on down to Pastures and Shores! The food is half-price! [a family approaches] ¡Buenas noches! ¿Cómo se dice half-off?
The movies are terrible..
BMBlack Man
[as everyone is running out of the theater] Aaah! Turn it off! Turn it off!
The gifts suck...
WWWhite Wife
Ta-daa!
WHWhite Husband
What the hell is this?
WWWhite Wife
It's a parking space, honey. We got you a parking space!
Better park and be happy. And the only song for fathers was this.
[The Temptations sing Papa Was a Rollin' Stone]
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