[V.O.] It was the first day of school after the new year. And I finally had everything I’d ever wished for. [to Jules] You know you’re like a dream?
[chuckles] I didn’t know you were such a romantic, Rue.
What can I say?
[Rue sees Elliot walking down the hallway and immediately gets tense]
[V.O.] Oh, fuck… I completely forgot he goes to our school.
I love you.
[V.O.] If this asshole says anything about doing drugs, I will literally slit his throat in the quad.
Rue?
Yeah?
I said, “I love you.”
I love you, too.
You kinda checked out for a second.
[Elliot notices Rue and makes his way towards her]
[V.O.] Please, God, do not fuck up my life.
Yo, Rue.
Hey.
What’s going on?
Hi.
Nothing.
I’m Jules.
Sorry, this is Jules.
Hey, I'm Elliot. Nice to meet you.
Sorry, introductions are usually very overwhelming and… debilitating for me… at least.
...Uh, so, how do you know Elliot?
We met on New Year’s.
[beat; chuckles] Oh shit, yeah. That was it, New Year’s. That’s… That’s where we met. [pause] Jules is my girlfriend.
Wow… I didn’t know you were, um…
In a relationship?
[V.O.] The other thing I wish I could mention is I sort of spent the last few days hanging out with Elliot. Which was cool ’cause he makes a ton of money selling music stems online, and we bought a bunch of drugs.
Um… it was nice to meet you, and I’ll see you later, Rue.
Nice to meet you.
[to Jules] I love you. Bye.
[Rue just stands still in the hallway with Elliot as Jules walks off]
[V.O.] Fuck. Was it just me or was that super awkward?
That was awkward.
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