You're not having fun?
No.
Yeah, me neither. You wanna do molly?
[They walk up to Fez and Ashtray's pretzel truck]
Welcome to Pretzelmania, can I take your order? [pause] How many pretzels do you want?
We don't eat carbs.
Two, please.
That'll be forty.
[Maddy and Cassie each give Ashtray twenty bucks in exchange for two ounces of ecstasy]
So, you think Nate's cheating on you?
I don't know. He's just been acting super-weird lately.
Have you gone through his phone?
I've never not gone through someone's phone.
Bitch, you're my soulmate.
Yo, what's going on with you and McKay? I thought you two were in love.
Nate asked McKay if were were in a relationship, and McKay said that we were just chillin'.
What?
Yeah.
Honestly, fuck them both.
Right?
[Later, they watch the Jacobs family at their chili cook-off tent after taking the molly]
Honestly, fuck that whole family.
For real.
'Cause right now I'm looking at a thousand versions of myself, and not only do I look good, I fucking feel good.
It's a bitch.
So, if they've got something to say, they should just say it to my face, right?
Or you could just say it to their fucking face.
Right?
That's what I would do. [pause] I feel like this is a turning point.
Totally.
We should just pick the hottest, most confident, bad bitch version of ourselves, and be that for the rest of the school year.
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