“That is an ER attending coding on the...” – Morris

That is an ER attending coding on the table, and this is not a teaching case. So please, turn around, walk out, get your attending, and come back now.

I'm sure Dr. Wheeler would prefer if I at least examined...

I'm trying to remain professional here, Emily, but if you're not walking away from me within three seconds, I swear to God, I may start doing compressions on your head!