I can't believe they call it a tumor board.
Why? They discuss tumors.
No, but you'd think they could come up with something a little more aesthetic.
Like what?
I don't know. Er, "You're Completely Boned" board.
I heard they used to call it the "Poor Bastard" board, but too many people were showing up.
Someone told me that they tried the "Take Me Out Back and Shoot Me Now" board for a while.
What, didn't stick?
No, surprisingly.
Why not?
Too many letters, I guess.
Mmm, pity.
Elizabeth? [pauses] Will we have this baby either way?
What?
If that man comes out, and tells me we won't beat it, will we still have the baby?
Of course.
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