“Carol. Hey! I know what you're thinking and...” – Doug

Doug

Carol. Hey! I know what you're thinking and you're wrong.

Carol

I'm busy.

Doug

I'm just going to follow you around until you hear me out.

Carol

Why follow me? Why not follow her?

Doug

If I didn't have to do this secrecy tap dance I could have told her --

Carol

I think this secrecy thing works just fine.

Doug

I didn't flirt with her!

Carol

Oh, no. She asked you out for a drink because she likes the way you hold an ice pack.

Doug

I told her that I was attached. I didn't say with whom I was attached. I didn't say Carol Hathaway was my --

Carol

What? I'm your what?

Doug

Come here. I want to be with you and I want to be here with you because I want to be with you. If you don't trust me then this doesn't work.