Doug and Carol in “Something New”

Doug

I've got to talk to you about something

Carol

Oh, Doug. Not another serious conversation.

Doug

You used to say we didn't communicate, so --

Carol

I know, but now you're communicating a little bit too much.

Doug

I know, but this is important. Can I have a drawer?

Carol

[laughs] What?

Doug

A drawer. Something you keep your clothes in. Something that I would keep my clothes in.

Carol

You never wanted a drawer before.

Doug

Well, that's because I always got up and left. If I'm going to stay here, I thought about maybe having some place to keep one shirt and a nice pair of socks. I'd settle for underwear.

Carol

You know, you could always wash your boxers in the sink and drive by in the morning.