George and Carter in “Ambush”

You'll get a lot of thank-yous from the female population over at Riverview. I don't wanna brag, but...

Carter

Yeah? You a pretty popular guy over there?

Well, I seem to be... I never was much of a Casanova in my day. I didn't go in for all the wild positions and so forth. Ladies need that, all the positions.

Carter

So I've heard.

And the sweet talk. I was never much for that either. I was mostly meat and potatoes. But now, I'm 82, I'm a man, I'm breathing. The odds are 12-to-1 in my favor. I'm getting it any time I want. Not too bad, old age.

Carter

I'm glad to hear it. Glad to hear it. I tell you, it feels good to save a man who's performing such a service to society.

Stud service!