[Drama tries to talk to Johnny's Bananas producer Phil Yagoda about a pay raise with E and Scott's help. Phil is not amused.]
[while driving] Is Dice there too?
No Phil, we're not crazy.
Yeah well, Johnny do yourself a favor - don't let anybody cover your ears, so you can hear this - Hey dumb fuck, was this your idea?
It was Dice's idea. He's put crazy things in my head.
Yeah, well remind Dice that when we cast him two months ago, he was doing stand-up at a fucking bowling alley.
He doesn't care.
Well, you better care Johnny, because if you allow him or anyone else to fuck this up, you're bananas. Go to Dice tell him you don't get a raise because you test well. Maybe remind him about his show called Concrete Heat that I produced and you starred in in 1994 and that tested to the fucking moon. You remember that?
[attentive because he remembers the show] Yeah, I remember that.
Yeah, you remember how long it lasted?
One week.
Yeah, many people thought it was cancelled in the second half hour.
Yeah, that's because they put us up against fucking Seinfeld.
Drama, I know that doing a voiceover is not what you want - I know that you want to get that precious face of yours back in the camera. This will lead to all of that, if you're smart, so be smart and be sure that crazy fuck is too or you will bury us all.
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