People, staff meeting has been canceled. You will all have one goal today: to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase, a job. [shows pic of Drama] Any job. I don't care if its a porn shoot in which he is being gang-raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everybody wins. Ten grand to anyone that could deliver this to me today.
[after following Ari out of the conference room] Can I vie for the ten grand prize also, Ari?
Sure, but you'll get paid in yen. Now try E one more fucking time.
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