I've interviewed blind men who were better witnesses than that. Three of them. No, four.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Justice is like an orgasm. It can never come too late.
I am, of course, tumescent with questions about your meeting with my father. So was he everything you imagined? Was he driven here or did he arrive in a plume of black smoke?
CMr. Cook
Mr. Holmes is an extremely busy man.
I'm busy, too. So is Sherlock. Tell him.
CMr. Cook
Can a heroin addict be busy? I'm just curious. I imagine procuring the drug might take some effort. After that, it's a simple matter of aim and shoot, is it not?
What's the hardest you've ever been hit?
CMr. Cook
Excuse me?
It's a simple question. [pauses while staring him down] Talk to Mr. Holmes. Tell him what I said. I'd hate to have to come back.
Stop it.
Stop what?
Imagining me on a line like that, coming to see you.
Truthfully, I'd rather you not visit me in prison.
Why?
I'd hate for you to see me in a place like this.
You're not going to prison.
If you like, we could write letters.
I'm not writing you letters.
I'll have other correspondents: C, Moriarty--
That's still going on?!
When it comes to what we do, the only thing that matters to me is our partnership.
I let myself in. I hope you don't mind.
It's your property, Father, you can do as you please.
You don't look well.
You look as spry as ever. My compliments to the virgins whose blood you bathe in.
I see the opiates haven't dulled your wit.
Nor has old age withered yours.
I convinced him that he could use our expertise in neuroeconomics.
Are you an expert in neuroeconomics?
I mean, compared to an FBI agent, apparently.
What about a motive?
Spies don't have motives, they have orders.
[to a suspect who has been cleared] Good luck overthrowing the government. Don't put us against the wall when you get those firing squads, will you?
There are things that money can't buy, but fewer, perhaps, than you'd like to believe.
Was I expecting you?
Not to my knowledge. But I can't rule out you having foreseen it via the black arts.
DMDorian Moll
Computers can't identify your face if they can't tell it's a face.
Am I crazy, or did I just hear him speak in perfect Spanish?
Yeah. Fluent in three dozen languages, but the man has never seen Say Anything.
That's a '80s movie, right?
You want me to punch you, right?
I came because I would like to make a confession.
Well, I would dial the authorities for you, but I wouldn't know which ones.
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