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This is literally all the information we have on our users: where they are, where and when we pick them up, where and when we drop them off. That's it.
That's it? You're describing your level of omniscience that's traditionally ascribed to God and Father Christmas.
You want company?
No thank you.
How about some ice cream? You know, it's stuff that people eat when they're feeling a little down.
I have everything I need right here.
Okay.
Oh - what kind of ice cream?
I'll bring you a couple of choices.
I owe you a bit of an apology. I attempted to express my concern for you last night, but my thoughts were distorted by the lens of my own needs. It was not optimally done.
Oh, that's okay.
What I was trying to say was that one of the things I've gained from our collaboration is a working definition of the word friendship. Friendship, I've come to believe, is most accurately defined as two people moving towards the best aspects of one another. It is a relationship of mutual benefit, mutual gain. Another thing I've learned is that my isolationist tendencies are decidedly not my best quality. I am not a better person because of a lack of connection. So, I think the healthy thing is for you not to move in my direction. In fact, quite the opposite.
That's worth thinking about.
Our relationship is predicated on one Holmes and one Watson. It's a delicate homeostasis. It doesn't function properly if there are two Holmeses and no Watsons. So while I am sensitive to this is likely a ripple effect from the tragedy, turning yourself into me in response is not good for our partnership.
Enjoy yourself, Watson.
I will try, Holmes.
You said you're with the NYPD. We're big supporters of law enforcement.
You're partisan hacks who twist facts until they cohere to a pre-existing viewpoint. All whilst hiding behind the seemingly academic label of a think tank. I despise you and people of your ilk on both sides of the aisle.
That's idiot for "yes."
I've always found Sousa the musical equivalent of a leafblower.
Well, I thought long and hard about that, Alfredo, and after many, many hours I've come to the most wretched of realizations, one that might curdle your very blood: You are my friend.
True prison breaks--those from within the grounds--are rare. Those perpetrated by women, almost unheard of. [sees Watson's expression] It's statistics, Watson. It's not that they fail more; it's just that they don't try.
For a previously unremarkable drug dealer, Miss Moreno continues to defy expectations. Spree killer is yet another category dominated by men.
How does she do it?
Would you be happier if women were better criminals?
She's IA [Internal Affairs].
The great love of my life is a homicidal maniac. No one's perfect.
I think I'd like you to leave now.
I would want us to leave, too.
If I'm not leaving my people in good hands, I'm not leaving my people.
You're getting stung by bees on purpose?
Obviously.
Anyone ever tell you you're not much of a statesman?
Some statesmen have.
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