Duckman and Policeman in “Room With a Bellevue”

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! [shrieks hysterically] I just want to get home for my kids' birthday, but this whole leaf-blowing, false-advertising, traffic-stopping, tax-dollar-squandering, workers-on-permanent-coffee-break, upper-class-money-dodging, stolen-car-parts-dealing, sign-changing society WON'T LET ME! And you know who's to blame?! WE ALL ARE! We say we hate lawyers, but we can't wait to sue somebody! We want leaders to make tough choices, then we vote them out when they do! We all want X-rated older-women-with-hirsute-upper-lips chat lines, then scream bloody murder when we get the bill! I ask ya - what's happened to logic in this world?!

You're under arrest.

For what?! I have a right to speak my mind!

We're arresting you for ranting in public without a starched collar.

What kind of idiot law is--?!