Wooldoor in “Unfinished Business”

Ever wonder why African-American black men are so attracted to large posteriors? Good day, I am Professor Wooldoor Sockbat, here to explain this completely racist phenomenon. [black-and-white footage is shown of an African tribesman being chased by a lion] For centuries, natives found large, roaming badonkadonks to be safe havens from the dangers of the wild. [The tribesman jumps into a large butt, stopping the lion in its tracks.] Their love of huge asses has been written into their genetic code. Even they don't know why... they just know. See you next time, when we explore why Jews have big noses! Is it because air is free?