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Drawn Together · Season 1, Episode 15

Captain Colonicus and Captain Hero in “Unfinished Business”

CCaptain Colonicus

Captain Hero, you are in direct violation of code 24601, gambling on your own battles.

HCaptain Hero

What? Since when has that been illegal?

CCaptain Colonicus

For as long as stealing, sexual assault and murder have been.

HCaptain Hero

Those are illegal too? Wow, I really am a terrible superhero!

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