Unusually Flexible Girl and Wooldoor in “Unfinished Business”

Why!? Why doesn't Captain Hero want to marry me!? [cries] Why doesn't anyone love me? I'M SO ALONE!!

You're not alone. You've got me.

I don't want to end up like Nana. She spent her final years alone in a dank, smelly nursing home with nobody around to say "I love you"! [cries] By the time I got back from Spring Break 2003 Daytona Beach MTV Monster Party Jam Week...SHE WAS DEAD!!! [crying]

That's horrible!

I don't want to die alone!

I don't want to die alone either!

We have no choice!

We have to do something!

Like what?

Like get married!

[hugged Wooldoor] I do! You hear that, everyone? I'm marrying...what was your name again?

I'm marrying Wooldoor!