[door bell rings]
Yo, Drake, get that!
Got it. [opens the door and finds Mindy there] Oh, is it Halloween already? Aren't you a scary, little witch?
Oh, look at your black eye. Well, I hope it hurts.
You shebeast.
Microbrain.
Weirdface.
Ignoramus.
[beat] What?
Exactly.
Hey.
Oh, hey.
Sorry, I had to park the car at the bottom of the hill.
Oh, no problem. Step aside. [both walk inside. Drake suspects Chad to be Mindy's new boyfriend and goes into the kitchen, while Josh and Craig set up the projector]
JOSH!
[jumps, accidentally flips the projector] Aw, now I gotta reset the white balance.
No, I need to talk to you! [to Craig] Get out. [Craig walks out]
What?
Mindy's here.
I know, I invited her.
Did you invite him? [turns Josh's head around towards Chad]
Who's him?
Her date.
[shudders] I don't care.
Yes, you do.
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