[Drake gets home after the exam, (which he failed most likely), and takes Robbie's sit-n-bounce just to get Josh over his rage, still not caring about making him late earlier despite wanting to have fun together. Josh is instead smiling]
Hey, Josh. What goes on?
[strangely happy] Just readin' my book.
[signs] Look, I'm sorry about this morning. You know, but Kat called and wanted to make out, and, you know, Kat.
[Knowing that Drake's apology is fake] Yes, yes. She's very pretty.
Alright, you're still mad. But you won't be for long, 'cause I got you your very own sit-n-bounce! [Josh says nothing] Sit-n-bounce!
No, thanks.
Doesn't that kid Robbie next door have a sit-n-bounce just like that?
[sarcastically] No! No. And, c'mon, have you ever sat and bounced before? You can't be upset when you're sittin' and bouncin'. [plays with it. Josh closes his book and gets up, Drake bounces in front of him]
Can you please move?
[stop bouncing] Come On, dude, I said I was sorry.
Yeah, I heard you.
Well, stop being mad at me.
I'm not mad at you. I'm done.
What's that supposed to mean?
I don't want anything to do with you anymore.
So what, are you gonna move out?
No, this is the house where I live, and I guess we'll be roommates until the day I leave for college. But that's all we'll be, is roommates. I'm done with you. [walks away, leaving Drake concerned]
Whoa!
What?
You really did it this time.
Oh, c'mon, ya know how many times Josh has been furious with me? Uh, he'll pout for a day or 2, and then he'll get over it.
I dunno, he sounded pretty serious.
Trust me. Alright, I know Josh, and there's no way he's gonna keep this up-
[walks in] I knew it! I knew you took my sit-n-bounce! [kicks Drake in the leg and takes his sit-n-bounce back]
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