Mr. Roland, Josh and others in “Unfinished Business”

Mr. Roland

Alright, class, close your books, put all materials underneath your desk. Drake, stop kissing Kat. Your exam is about to begin. You will have exactly 55 minutes to complete your-

Josh

[all sweaty from running all the way to class after Drake left him behind, bumps into the door] PLEASE! PLEASE, LET ME IN!! I'M SORRY I'M LATE! [Drake looks at him from his desk]

Mr. Roland

[Opens the door] Mr. Nichols, you know the rule.

Josh

B-But you don't understand. You see, I was just about to-

Mr. Roland

I understand that you are late, and when you're late to my class, you're not welcome in my class.

Josh

Uh, b-but w-what about the exam?

Mr. Roland

You will take a make-up exam next Saturday morning at 6AM, and you will be marked down 1 letter grade!

Josh

[very upset and despairing] Oh, no. No-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh!!! [Points at Drake angrily] YOU!

Drake

[defensively] What?

Josh

[yells and runs in the classroom to attack Drake, only to be held back by the other students, while Drake stares] COME HERE! COME HERE, YOU WANNA TUSSLE!? LET'S GO!! LET ME CLOSER!!!

Mr. Roland

[enraged] Mr. Nichols! Mr. Nichols, you will leave this classroom NOW!

Josh

But I-

Mr. Roland

NOW!

Josh

I just-

Mr. Roland

NOW!

Josh

[defeated] Now...? [leaves the classroom as Mr. Roland locks the classroom door, as Josh continues trying to plead his case] Now, if you would just allow me to explain, OH!!! [Mr. Roland yanks down the door window shade]

Mr. Roland

As I was saying, you will have 55 minutes to complete your exams. [Mr. Roland walks over to the classroom windows to close the blinds as Josh from outside still tries to plead his case.] You will use a #2 pencil.

Josh

[sobbing] I work so hard!

Mr. Roland

[closes first blind] Not #1, not #3.

Josh

[sobbing] So unbelievably hard!

Mr. Roland

[closes second blind] If you have any questions during the exams, don’t ask them!

Josh

[sobbing] I really do, I give everything a hundred…

Mr. Roland

[closes last blind] I want silence in this classroom! Silence is golden.

Josh

[freaks out] Nooo! Nah! Nah! Nah! Nah!