[Drake and Josh answer the door and discover that Tyler bought nachos for them]
Hot nachos for Drake and Josh.
But we didn't order.
Yeah. It's about time our nachos got here.
But we didn't order.
[tells Josh to hush] Free nachos. I'll take those. Josh, take the nacho boy.
Do you have change for 5?
No, sir. [he leaves]
[while Drake is eating nachos] We didn't order those.
Dude, when life hands you free nachos, you don't question it!
I'm just worried about- [starts eating nachos with Drake] Oh, my god. These are good nachos.
I know. Seriously.
These are the best nachos in the world.
They're made with, like 5 different kinds of cheeses.
What you say? As long as nobody sees us?
[muffled] It's getting hard for me to swallow.
[muffled] Something's wrong with these nachos!
[when Megan gets too busy to prank Drake and Josh, she hires a young boy named Tyler to help her when the two come out of the kitchen]
Awesome. Great, great work.
You really think so?
[muffled] Megan, who is this? Go get over there.
Drake, Josh, I'd like you to meet My new assistant, Tyler. Tyler, you know the boobs.
Boobs.
[Drake and Josh muffles]
I'll explain. See, like I told you, I've been really busy lately, so I don't have time to harass you guys as much as I'd like to, which is why I hired Tyler as my assistant. To help make your lives as miserable as possible. He made the nachos.
[satisfied] I used a special sticky cheese!
[muffled] Sticky cheese?
Yeah. Tyler, come upstairs with me. We'll make a schedule for the rest of the week.
Yes, ma'am.
[as Tyler goes upstairs with Megan, Drake and Josh stay behind leaving their mouths muffled]
[as he answers the phone; muffled] Hello? No, no don't, hello. No, I know. I have my mouth. You talk to him. [gives the phone to Josh]
[muffled] Hello? Who is it?
[muffled] Who is it? Hello?
[after the phone was hung up, Drake and Josh get angry as the two head upstairs]
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