[offscreen] Hello? Anybody home?
Who's that?
It sounds like Megan.
[offscreen] Drake? Josh?
That is Megan, Oh, no, she's outside with Tiberius!
Oh, he'll eat her alive!
Come on! [tries to open the door but Drake puts his foot on the door] Dude!
[blocks the door] Well, just 'cause she gets eaten, doesn't mean we have to.
That's our little sister out there, we've gotta help her!
Alright.
Come on. [he and Drake come out of the bathroom and see Megan in the living room to reveal that Tiberius is behaving as he loudly whispers] Megan! Run!
I don't wanna run.
[loud whisper] But he's vicious.
Yeah, he's real vicious. Ooh, down, boy. You're so scary.
[Drake and Josh walk over to her]
I don't get it. Well, he's all calm.
Evil dog, evil girl. Makes perfect sense.
Where have you two been? You were supposed to pick me up 2 hours ago.
How'd you know we were here?
Dad said you were stopping here and then picking me up, which you didn't.
We couldn't.
Yeah, we were trapped here by this demon dog.
What're you talking about?
When you're not around, he goes all berserk and tries to kill us.
Really?
Yeah/Uh-huh.
[satisfied] See ya. [she leaves Mrs. Hayfer's house and makes Tiberius bark loud at Drake and Josh and trap the boys in the bathroom again much to her delight]
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