[Megan opens up Josh's birthday cake]
Ta-da.
You made me a birthday cake?
Uh-huh. Mom gave me the recipe. I think it turned out pretty good. (Lights the candle) There!
Wow! This is really good! It’s full of poison, isn't it?
No!
No, what then, huh, huh, huh?! Hot sauce, some kind of extreme laxative?!
Oh, c'mon. I wouldn't let you eat a cake that made you sick on your birthday.
I'm sorry.
It's okay. Make a wish!
All right!
[Josh blows out the birthday candles from his cake and it explodes and he turns around to Megan with cake pieces on his face]
I didn't say it wouldn't explode.
I don't blame you so much for doing it, as I blame myself for not anticipating it.
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