[Megan comes in Drake and Josh's room while Drake and Josh are still arguing together]
Hey! Hey! HEY!
What?!
[venomously] It is 11:45 PM. I am a little girl. Little girls are suppose to be asleep by 11:45 PM. Now, this is the third night in a row that you clowns kept me up with your fighting. [Drake and Josh continue arguing] HEY! [Drake and Josh stop arguing] Here. [gives Drake and Josh a ticket]
What are these?
Tickets to the Dr. Phyllis Show. You guys both go on tomorrow after school. The topic is Bickering Brothers. Now, I'm gonna go back to sleep. And I don't wanna hear another sound out of this room! [She leaves Drake and Josh's room]
I don't wanna go on the Dr. Phyllis Show.
Why? 'Cause you're afraid she'll diagnose you as a BIG JERK!?
[As they argue again, Megan comes back again and puts a smoke bomb on their table. She activates it, exiting and smirking before it emits smoke that causes the brothers to collapse unconscious onto the floor]
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