[Megan and Josh enters Drake and Josh's room]
I so don't want to do this!
Come on! Just work with me for 10 minutes!
What are you guys doing?
He wants me to help him rehearse his lines for FBI's Most Wanted.
[to Josh] Dude, you are taking this acting thing way too seriously!
I just want to be good, alright?
It's acting, you show up, you say some stuff, you go home, anyone could do it.
Okay Megan, when I walk through the door, just react naturally to what I say. [he leaves the room] Megan, you ready?
Wait, let me go over my line. [looks at her script] What? Okay, I'm ready!
Drake, yell action!
[unenthusiastically, while playing some notes on his guitar] Action.
[walks through the door] Where's the money?
What?
Where's the money? You give me the money, I ain't playing! [Megan giggles] Oh come on! You can't giggle!
You said to react naturally. You tried to act tough so naturally I laughed.
Okay, don't react naturally, act the way you would if I was a big scary robber. [leaves the room] Drake!
[unenthusiastically, while playing some notes on his guitar] Action.
[walks through the door] Where's the money?
What?
Where's the money? You give me the money, I ain't playing!
There's a cop behind you.
[turns around] What cop? [Megan pushes him through the door and locks it] Megan! Open this door! Alright, fine! I'll just bust it down! [tries to get in, but he falls to the floor] Never mind.
[Drake and Megan laugh]
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