[Drake and Josh find a sheep in the garage in the middle of the night]
What up with the sheep?
[comes in the garage] Why are you guys in the garage? Did you hurt my sheep?
This thing's yours?
Yes, he's mine. Are you okay, Baaahhb?
His name is Bob?
No, he's a sheep, his name is Baaahhb!
It's not Bob, it's Baaahhb.
[stares at Drake] Yes, I get it. [to Megan] Here's a crazy question, where'd you get a sheep?
I bought him on the internet.
[sarcastically] Oh, excuse me for not being familiar with the sheepstore.com.
I thought mom and dad said you can't have a pet.
No, they said I couldn't have a cat. They said nothing about a sheep.
Well, when mom and dad find Baaahhb, you're going to be in some big time trouble, little girl.
No, they're not gonna find it because you two are gonna hide him in your room.
Oh, really.
And what makes you think we're gonna do that?
Well, if you two hide him, just till I figure out a way to explain to mom and dad.
Yeah.
What?
I promise not to pull any pranks on you for 3 months.
[Drake and Josh both gasp]
For real?
You swear.
Swear.
Think about it.
A world where Megan doesn't do bad things to us.
[Drake and Josh both have a daydream set at a garden where Megan happily throws flowers at them and they dance together; back to reality]
We'll do it. [suddenly let go of their hands in disgust]
Excellent.
But just for a few days.
That's all I need. Now you take Baaahhb up to your room and make him comfortable. [she gives her pet sheep to Drake and Josh] And uh, be sure he has plenty of water. Night! [leaves the garage]
Alright, we should take Bob up to our-
It's Baaahhb!
[Josh sprays Drake's face to make him hush]
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