[Flashback #1: in Josh's fake recollection]
Hey!
[acting like a bully] Hey.
I'm Josh, what's your name?
Drake.
I'm gonna buy a foam finger.
Um, could you not talk to me?
Ha-ha! You're funny. Wanna be friends?
If I say yes, will you stop talking to me?
Um, pardon me, but I think you're next in line.
Yeah, I know. Hey girls! Why don't you cut in line you can all buy foam fingers?!
[A group of little girls whoop while cutting and get in line to buy all the foam fingers]
Hey, no cutsies! Um, I was in line! [the little girls leave after buying almost all of the foam fingers] Ladies!
Got any foam fingers left?
Just one.
[satisfied] Good. I'll buy it. So he can't have it!
Heh!?
Here you go, the last foam finger.
[satisfied] Ha-ha! I got the last foam finger!
Daddy! [Young Drake hits him] You thumped me!
Did not.
Daddy!
[Young Drake tackles Young Josh, causing a fight for the last foam finger]
Cops! Cops!
[They continue fighting until the cops show up as Josh's recollection ends]
And then the cops had to come break it up!
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